Ted:The three days rule is insane, I mean, who even came up with that?
Barney:Jesus! Seriously, Jesus started the whole wait three days thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d have only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard he died. They’d be all “Heyyyy Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up. I died yesterday.” And they’d be all, “Uhhh, you look pretty alive to me dude.” And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle. And then the dude would be like, “Uhhh, okay, whatever you say Bro.”
And he’s not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody’s busy, doing chores, working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days… Three.
Plus it’s Sunday, so everyone’s in church already. They’re all in there “Oh noo, Jesus is dead.” Then bam, he bursts through the backdoor, runs up the aisle, everyone is totally psyched. FYI, that’s when Jesus invented the high-five.
Three days Ted. We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.
2+2=4, not 3.9, not 3.9999; the same way goes with Biblical truth.
Only what is true, nothing that is only 99.99% close to the truth.
The beauty of the Bible is it IS ABSOLUTE truth. We live in a world that is full of lies, false “Truths” and teachings that go about and a whole lot of distractions that pull us away from what is REAL and TRUE.
That’s why reading the Bible is so important. If we do not go to the truth, if we do not search for it, then how will we be able to distinguish what is truth and what is not?
Satan will do whatever it takes to deceive you and feed lies into your head, and you will need God’s word to fight those thoughts. You need to study His word. You need to read your Bible.